Tuesday 7 September 2010

Well, this is a first - blog publishing via my smartphone... joy.

If this 'app' (oh yeah, I'm down with the teccy lingo) actually works then the old bloggies might start increasing in frequency. Of course they might not - you do still need to factor in laziness, but nevermind that for now.

So breaking news this morning, councils are turning off street lights in order to save cash. I turned off my bedroom light last night and stubbed my toe - with sixty-million people in the UK that's potentially an awful lot of stubbed toes. Old people move slow enough around Tesco already - a nation of stubbed-toe-shufflers though? I'd never get my shopping done!

At least they're planning on turning off traffic lights too, so at least I'll get around everywhere else faster.

Wayne Rodney's in trouble again over his personal life - it must be hard when the world assumes you've hired out another prostitute just because your nan's popped round. Poor guy. Still, he's married to Coleen and to be honest, I would. I'm sure if she was fifty years older he would too.

Right, time to get ready for work - it's Working Day Five dontcha know. Nope, it means nothing to me either.

G'mornin all!
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