"Bi-monthly", I'm sure that's a magazine...
Well my head's banging, I feel sick, I keep sneezing & I can't sleep - so instead I'm sat watching a cat take a poo on my roses. I wouldn't mind, but it was a new tin and I only took it outside as I thought some fresh air might do me good. It kinda reminds me of a video I saw once about two girls and one cup. I've not been able to eat 'Mr Whippy' ice-cream since.
I don't think I can eat my Roses now at any rate, they'll probably just all taste like turkish delight. I guess it's a good job that I prefer Quality Streets anyway.
So there's been a lot going on in the past month or so eh? Football? Tennis? South Africa? Beautiful country sure, poor at managing their finances, definitely. It really is true what they say - "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, send him £2 a month and he'll buy a plastic trumpet".
I wish I had a plastic trumpet.
And hows about that England team eh? I have more sympathy for the Koreans - for them the phrase "Heads hung in shame" is one that they'll be hoping wont be taken too literally on their homecoming.
Right, I'm off to visit the Direct.Gov website to see which laws I can help get repealed - I'm hoping to bring back hanging (well if it's good enough for Korea...).
Tonight's vid is dedicated to the guy who wants the law that prevents him marrying his horse abolished - heck, he should at least be allowed a civil ceremony or something anyway.
G'night everybody!
I want to give you children.
You might be my girlfriend, yeah."
