So it's been a while since the last blog post - or so people keep telling me anyway...

In the grand scheme of things I don't think that it's been that long - I mean I once went nine whole months without light or oxygen, only getting meals through a tube - that was the last caravan holiday I'll go on in Rhyl.

Well I'm going out for a brazillian tomorrow - I don't think it's the waxing kind, but I've pre-shaved just in case...

I'm imagining the tables
to be arranged in
the classic 'landing strip'
formation, all lined up
down the centre of
the restaurant
- I don't really know much else about Brazil, except it's also famous for prostitution - but I'm not really sure how I'd broach that subject with the waitresses?

So I've posted off my vote for the Tories, not that there's anyone truly worthy of my support, but sometimes that's just how it goes. Besides Dave wants to keep the nuke - no doubt he shares mine & his brother James' vision of the world ending in flames whilst an unstoppable robot army rises from the ashes... cool.

Anyway, Gordon Brown thinks I'm a bigot... I'm not saying he's wrong, but sometimes you just need to remember who works for whom.

I guess that leads nicely onto tonight's bedtime tune, something quite topical depending on how you look at it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_UMZ_9RBmk&feature=related

"Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and and fighting my friend."

Goodnight everybody!




"Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?" Interviewer
"He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles." John Lennon